movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

(via dutchster)

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

(via dutchster)

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(via zackisontumblr)

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

(via dutchster)

relahvant:

i wasn’t expecting this but something tells me i should’ve been

(via i-liked-this-so-i)

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

(via sovereigned)

officialvoid:

pemsylvania:

inappropriate places to fall asleep. go.

insomniacs support group

(via truth-be-told--i-never-was-yours)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via truth-be-told--i-never-was-yours)

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(via striped-sweater-all-the-time)

squldward:

crapaccino:

HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

isnt that just one calendar 

(via insta-gramcracker-deactivated20)